EVERDE I’M HUSTLIN’

smoky, sweet, tart, tangy, and spicy. that’s probably the best way to describe this sauce without boring you to death. This “green sauce” is deceitful in many ways. it’s thicker than your typical verde sauce, and packs a lot of spicy and heat. it’s a real creeper. while you’re enjoying the nice mellow smoky sweetness of the tomatillos and garlic, the heat from the peppers starts to escalate, leading to the perfect finish with the herbacious flavor of cilantro and tart lime. the true epitome of a sweet heat. the everde i‘m hustlin’ never fails to leave you longing for more.

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I don’t do spicy

created for even the faintest of hearts this sauce is packed full of traditional “hot sauce” spices but without the heat. a refreshing blend of tomatoes, onion, and garlic with the slightest bit of jalapeŇos + serranos, we wanted to give you a sauce so you don’t feel left out at the table. you know you’ve been there. People making fun of you, watching you choke down tears as the mayonnaise burns your tastebuds. well, now you too can feel like a badass with some Fxcking hot sauces to toss on any and all of your favorite dishes.

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PEACHY KEEN

Not the hottest sauce in the world but packs a slight punch. The Peachy Keen is the perfect spicy blend of smoked morita peppers, habaŇeros, and serranos that come together with smoked texas peaches and chipotle peppers in adobe to give this sauce a nice little smoky kick. it’ll hit you with a blast of heat straight away but then mellows out quickly to bring it all together for a lingering medium heat level. we haven’t met a dish it doesn’t pair well with yet.

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haban[spare]yo self

a mellower spicy sauce if that even makes sense. loaded with smoked habaňeros, garlic, carrots, and jumbo texas sweet onions as well as a few fresh habs just for fun. this sauce will entice you with it’s up front sweetness and then kick you in the teeth with a lingering heat. Kind of like the last guest at your party that just won’t get the Fvck out. except with this, you’ll want it to stick around. go ahead, throw it on anything your little heart desires.

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THE DISCLAIMER

a sh*tload of habaňeros and garlic go into this majestic sauce. the added juice from hand squeezed texas early oranges and persian limes give this sauce a little relief from the heat of the smoked habaňeros and garlic. with it’s signature concoction of just the right spices in the mix, the disclaimer will hurt then leave you wanting more. pretty much like the worst relationship you’ve ever had. except it won’t burn your belongings or blast you on social media.

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REDNECK REAPER

well, you asked for it. don’t say we didn’t warn you cause this sauce definitely has a little heat. we’ve smoked carolina reapers, texas sweet onions, and garlic, blended with some fresh squeezed citruses, a splash of vinegar, our smoked spices, and a little carolina reaper powder from our friends at Wise acres farm to give y‘all this hot as hell, straight forward hot sauce that brings huge flavor and a bit of hurt to y’all gluttons. plus, look at this redneck, he got a purtyy mouth ain’t he?

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The Mad Cow

WHEN IT COMES TO STEAK SAUCE WE TYPICALLY DON’T FXCK AROUND WITH IT. BUT, WE GREW TIRED OF PEOPLE USING THAT WEAK STEAK SAUCE THAT WE ARE ALL TO FAMILIAR WITH SO WE WANTED TO TAKE THAT AND KICK IT UP A NOTCH (OR SEVEN). WE TOOK THE METAPHORICAL BULL BY THE HORNS, SHOVED SOME SMOKED HABANEROS + SERRANOS, DRIED HATCH CHILES, ALONG WITH OUR SMOKED SPICES AND CAME UP WITH THIS BEAST OF A SPICY “STEAK SAUCE”. IT FIRST COMES ON SWEET THEN THE HEAT KICKS IN AND LINGERS. IT’S A PERFECT SUBSTITUTE FOR THAT GENERIC ALPHA-NUMERIC SAUCE YOUR GRADMA USED TO USE. SPICY. SWEET. SMOKY. THE PERFECT TRINITY.

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Practice what you preach. 
Pho Tái Bò Viên (sliced rare steak and beef balls) with our Redneck Reaper. 
#hotsauce #carolinareaper #garlic #smoked #fermentation #bloodorange #lime #smokedspices #hotsauces #fxckinghotsauces

Practice what you preach.

Pho Tái Bò Viên (sliced rare steak and beef balls) with our Redneck Reaper.

#hotsauce #carolinareaper #garlic #smoked #fermentation #bloodorange #lime #smokedspices #hotsauces #fxckinghotsauces
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In light of the recent news effecting women throughout the United States, we have decided to donate $1 of every bottle sold to @fundtexaschoice 
Believe it or not, I am an #adoptee. You'd think I wouldn't support the right to abortion but I do believe in the women's human right to autonomy over their bodies and their CHOICES!!!!
Fund Texas Choice is an organization that pays for women to travel to locations in order to receive the resources, information, and services needed to make their decision. 
WE'LL SAY IT AGAIN....TO MAKE THEIR CHOICE!!!!!
#righttochoose #womensrights #womensrightsarehumanrights #supporttexaswomen #dontgovernherbody #mybodymychoice #mybodymychoice #herbodyherchoice #youbuywedonate #donate #fundtexaschoice

In light of the recent news effecting women throughout the United States, we have decided to donate $1 of every bottle sold to @fundtexaschoice

Believe it or not, I am an #adoptee. You'd think I wouldn't support the right to abortion but I do believe in the women's human right to autonomy over their bodies and their CHOICES!!!!

Fund Texas Choice is an organization that pays for women to travel to locations in order to receive the resources, information, and services needed to make their decision.

WE'LL SAY IT AGAIN....TO MAKE THEIR CHOICE!!!!!

#righttochoose #womensrights #womensrightsarehumanrights #supporttexaswomen #dontgovernherbody #mybodymychoice #mybodymychoice #herbodyherchoice #youbuywedonate #donate #fundtexaschoice
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***EDIT***
packed lineup this week….come check us out.
THURSDAY @villageofrowlettdowntown  by the @rowlettparksandrec 5:30-8:30
SATURDAY @mesquitefarmersmarket 9-1
SUNDAY @underground_mrkt 10-3

***EDIT***

packed lineup this week….come check us out.

THURSDAY @villageofrowlettdowntown by the @rowlettparksandrec 5:30-8:30

SATURDAY @mesquitefarmersmarket 9-1

SUNDAY @underground_mrkt 10-3
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the vacation pier of nightmares…sleep well my pretties. 
#vacationmode #fathersday #mybirthdaytomorrow #caddolake #uncertaintx #uncertain #creepy #sweetdreams

the vacation pier of nightmares…sleep well my pretties.

#vacationmode #fathersday #mybirthdaytomorrow #caddolake #uncertaintx #uncertain #creepy #sweetdreams
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the “Don’t be an Apphole” is officially ready for @texaspiefest tomorrow. Some folks had some samples last night as a teaser and it was a hit. 
Get to the #texaspiefest early tomorrow because we’ve only got a limited batch of this sauce. Also, we’re doing a fun little game for you to win a discount on your purchase of this sauce. 
Any guesses what shenanigans will earn you the 10% OFF?
#texaspiefestival #tatefarms #rockwall #rockwalltx #rockwalltexas #desserthotsauce #hotapplepie #grandmawouldbeproud #fxckinghotsauces

the “Don’t be an Apphole” is officially ready for @texaspiefest tomorrow. Some folks had some samples last night as a teaser and it was a hit.

Get to the #texaspiefest early tomorrow because we’ve only got a limited batch of this sauce. Also, we’re doing a fun little game for you to win a discount on your purchase of this sauce.

Any guesses what shenanigans will earn you the 10% OFF?

#texaspiefestival #tatefarms #rockwall #rockwalltx #rockwalltexas #desserthotsauce #hotapplepie #grandmawouldbeproud #fxckinghotsauces
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one of my favorite days…
#bottling #bottlingday #funinthekitchen #hotsauce #hotsauces #cckdallas #fxckinghotsauce

one of my favorite days…

#bottling #bottlingday #funinthekitchen #hotsauce #hotsauces #cckdallas #fxckinghotsauce
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loving the subtle red color of this hot apple pie sauce….plus its got some great heat.
bottled and ready. labels tomorrow for the big debut at @texaspiefest 
#dontbeanapphole #dontbeanasshole #hotsauce #applepie #applepies #applepiehotsauce #fxckinghotsauces

loving the subtle red color of this hot apple pie sauce….plus its got some great heat.

bottled and ready. labels tomorrow for the big debut at @texaspiefest

#dontbeanapphole #dontbeanasshole #hotsauce #applepie #applepies #applepiehotsauce #fxckinghotsauces
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we out here @revengeofthebeards beard and mustache championship. I’ve officially entered the competition. we’ve also got some sauces in the raffle. hanging out with a ton of other amazing vendors. if you’re in #ftworth come on through. competition until 10pm. 
#ftworthtx #fortworth #fortworthlocals #lolassaloon #beards #beardstyle #fxckinghotsauces

we out here @revengeofthebeards beard and mustache championship. I’ve officially entered the competition. we’ve also got some sauces in the raffle. hanging out with a ton of other amazing vendors. if you’re in #ftworth come on through. competition until 10pm.

#ftworthtx #fortworth #fortworthlocals #lolassaloon #beards #beardstyle #fxckinghotsauces
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Introducing…..The Rattler.
A limited release sauce that might be one of my personal favorites. Smoked Moruga Scorpion peppers, Habaneros, and garlic come together with our smoked spices, hand squeezed limes, and a dash or orange for the perfect lingering heat with a full bodied, smoky flavor. 
We’ll have limited number of bottles at all of our events this weekend so be sure to get to them early and grab yourself a few. We plan on getting these in the rotation when the plant babies start to produce but for now, we’ve got 35 bottles. 
#hotsauce #smokedhotsauce #smokyhotsauce #scorpionpepper #moruga #morugascorpion #habanero #garlic #lime #freshsqueezed #freshsqueezedlime #orange #freshsqueezedorangejuice #fxckinghotsauces

Introducing…..The Rattler.

A limited release sauce that might be one of my personal favorites. Smoked Moruga Scorpion peppers, Habaneros, and garlic come together with our smoked spices, hand squeezed limes, and a dash or orange for the perfect lingering heat with a full bodied, smoky flavor.

We’ll have limited number of bottles at all of our events this weekend so be sure to get to them early and grab yourself a few. We plan on getting these in the rotation when the plant babies start to produce but for now, we’ve got 35 bottles.

#hotsauce #smokedhotsauce #smokyhotsauce #scorpionpepper #moruga #morugascorpion #habanero #garlic #lime #freshsqueezed #freshsqueezedlime #orange #freshsqueezedorangejuice #fxckinghotsauces
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when you take a day off that doesn’t mean you take a day off from smoking on the @traegergrills plus, it’s the perfect texas weather for it today.
cold smoked @traderjoes unexpected cheddar, @cabotcheese habañero cheddar, @tillamook sharp cheddar + pepper jack. 
hardest part is waiting two weeks before digging into these magnificent beasts.
#smokedcheese #coldsmoke #coldsmoked #fortheloveofcheese #cheese #smokeemifyougotem #traeger #fxckinghotsauces

when you take a day off that doesn’t mean you take a day off from smoking on the @traegergrills plus, it’s the perfect texas weather for it today.

cold smoked @traderjoes unexpected cheddar, @cabotcheese habañero cheddar, @tillamook sharp cheddar + pepper jack.

hardest part is waiting two weeks before digging into these magnificent beasts.

#smokedcheese #coldsmoke #coldsmoked #fortheloveofcheese #cheese #smokeemifyougotem #traeger #fxckinghotsauces
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brought some sauces home and they’re getting ready to ship for the @hotsummernightfest brought to you by the man @oldboney himself. 
This festival supports a great cause and we’re excited to once again be a included in the lineup amazing hot sauce companies throughout the world. 
Here’s to bringing home a few more wins.
#bringhomethegold #flavorforward #smoked #hotsauces #oldboneymtnhotsummernight #hotsummernightfestival #fxckinghotsauces

brought some sauces home and they’re getting ready to ship for the @hotsummernightfest brought to you by the man @oldboney himself.

This festival supports a great cause and we’re excited to once again be a included in the lineup amazing hot sauce companies throughout the world.

Here’s to bringing home a few more wins.

#bringhomethegold #flavorforward #smoked #hotsauces #oldboneymtnhotsummernight #hotsummernightfestival #fxckinghotsauces
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it’s here…
@doctor_cyclops @wise_acres 
#redneckreaper #fxckinghotsauces

it’s here…

@doctor_cyclops @wise_acres

#redneckreaper #fxckinghotsauces
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Saturday… @deepellumoutdoormarket we’re launching the Redneck Reaper.
Well, you asked for it. Don’t say we didn’t warn you cause this sauce definitely has a little heat. We’ve smoked Carolina Reapers, Texas Sweet Onions, and Garlic, blended with some Fresh Squeezed Lime and Blood Orange, a splash of vinegar, our smoked spices, a dash of honey, and a bit of Carolina Reaper powder from our friends @wise_acres to give y’all this hot as hell, straight forward sauce with huge flavor and a little hurt for all the gluttons. Plus, look at this red neck, He got a purtyy mouth ain’t he?
artwork: @doctor_cyclops 
#carolinareaper #smokedcarolinareaper #hotsauce #bloodorange #freshlime #freshsqueezed #texassweetonions #garlic #reaperpowder #hotsauces #flavorforward #fxckinghotsauces

Saturday… @deepellumoutdoormarket we’re launching the Redneck Reaper.

Well, you asked for it. Don’t say we didn’t warn you cause this sauce definitely has a little heat. We’ve smoked Carolina Reapers, Texas Sweet Onions, and Garlic, blended with some Fresh Squeezed Lime and Blood Orange, a splash of vinegar, our smoked spices, a dash of honey, and a bit of Carolina Reaper powder from our friends @wise_acres to give y’all this hot as hell, straight forward sauce with huge flavor and a little hurt for all the gluttons. Plus, look at this red neck, He got a purtyy mouth ain’t he?

artwork: @doctor_cyclops

#carolinareaper #smokedcarolinareaper #hotsauce #bloodorange #freshlime #freshsqueezed #texassweetonions #garlic #reaperpowder #hotsauces #flavorforward #fxckinghotsauces
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Starting the 🍎🍏Hot Apple Pie🍏🍎Hot Sauce for @texaspiefest coming up June 18th at @tatefarmstx in Rockwall. 
We’re smoking the habaneros, granny smith, and honey crisp apples with some cinnamon sticks and a few ghost peppers thrown into the mix for a bit then fermenting for the next 30 days. 
Who’s ready for this?
#applepie #hotsauce #hotapplepie #hotsauceoneverything #hotsauceforlife #habanero #ghostpepper #cinnamon #fxckinghotsauces

Starting the 🍎🍏Hot Apple Pie🍏🍎Hot Sauce for @texaspiefest coming up June 18th at @tatefarmstx in Rockwall.

We’re smoking the habaneros, granny smith, and honey crisp apples with some cinnamon sticks and a few ghost peppers thrown into the mix for a bit then fermenting for the next 30 days.

Who’s ready for this?

#applepie #hotsauce #hotapplepie #hotsauceoneverything #hotsauceforlife #habanero #ghostpepper #cinnamon #fxckinghotsauces
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It’s back and better than ever with a slightly upgraded recipe, new bottles, and updated labels!
The #yellowrose is a smoky, spicy, sweet, #texasstyle sriracha sauce which a classic #burntorange color and a nice medium lingering heat. Slightly warmer than your favorite #roostersauce with a bit more depth and brightness.
Two chances to snap a few bottles this weekend. 
@mesquitefarmersmarket today from 9-1 @underground_mrkt tomorrow 11-5
labels by: @doctor_cyclops and yours truly
#hotsauces #sriracha #srirachasauce #srirachaoneverything #yellowroseoftexas #yourfavoritehotsauce #bestofdallas #fxckinghotsauces

It’s back and better than ever with a slightly upgraded recipe, new bottles, and updated labels!

The #yellowrose is a smoky, spicy, sweet, #texasstyle sriracha sauce which a classic #burntorange color and a nice medium lingering heat. Slightly warmer than your favorite #roostersauce with a bit more depth and brightness.

Two chances to snap a few bottles this weekend.

@mesquitefarmersmarket today from 9-1 @underground_mrkt tomorrow 11-5

labels by: @doctor_cyclops and yours truly

#hotsauces #sriracha #srirachasauce #srirachaoneverything #yellowroseoftexas #yourfavoritehotsauce #bestofdallas #fxckinghotsauces
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🔥🔥The Disclaimer🔥🔥
Slow smoked at a super low temp for 10 hours. Fermented. Blended with Hand Squeezed Orange Juice and Lime Juice, the bare amount of Vinegar needed, and our smoked spices. 
A super smoky, garlicky, citrusy, char flavored goodness with a heat that creeps up in the back of the throat. 
Since winning a few awards last year, we’ve perfected the recipe and made it even better. Pick some up online or hit us up at one of our pop ups. 
#thedisclaimer #smoky #garlic #habanero #freshsqueezed #orange #lime #smoked #smoke #lowandslow #hotsauceaddict #hotsauces #fxckinghotsauces

🔥🔥The Disclaimer🔥🔥

Slow smoked at a super low temp for 10 hours. Fermented. Blended with Hand Squeezed Orange Juice and Lime Juice, the bare amount of Vinegar needed, and our smoked spices.

A super smoky, garlicky, citrusy, char flavored goodness with a heat that creeps up in the back of the throat.

Since winning a few awards last year, we’ve perfected the recipe and made it even better. Pick some up online or hit us up at one of our pop ups.

#thedisclaimer #smoky #garlic #habanero #freshsqueezed #orange #lime #smoked #smoke #lowandslow #hotsauceaddict #hotsauces #fxckinghotsauces
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it’s time… the #idontdospicy is ready for it’s debut tomorrow @standardservice for the #staplegoods market from 10-2 in #heathtx 
#mildsauce #notsohot #notsohotsauce #lessspicy #fullflavored #craft #hotsauce #heath #heathtexas #rockwalltx #rockwall #rockwalltexas #dfwfoodie #dfwfoodies #standardservice #staplegoodsmarket
artwork: @doctor_cyclops

it’s time… the #idontdospicy is ready for it’s debut tomorrow @standardservice for the #staplegoods market from 10-2 in #heathtx

#mildsauce #notsohot #notsohotsauce #lessspicy #fullflavored #craft #hotsauce #heath #heathtexas #rockwalltx #rockwall #rockwalltexas #dfwfoodie #dfwfoodies #standardservice #staplegoodsmarket

artwork: @doctor_cyclops
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